How clean is your house? My boyfriend's house is very very dirty and often smells?

If this guy is so terrible why dont you just ditch him and find someone else who is up to your high standards. Mind you reading what you just wrote about him it looks like you have effectively dumped him already. Its only 13 days till Christmas though so you had better pull out all the stops to find another... hey how about Santa he is a bit on the hairy and pudgy size but at least he has helper elves to clean his place !